Wedding Vows Contest!

One ring (and apple) to rule them all…leave your best wedding vows for this couple in the comments!

24 Comments to Wedding Vows Contest!

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   a, e, i, o, u, and sometimes y
rmh on May 4th, 2011
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   Him: “I promise to love, cherish, and not snicker when you watch the ‘Twilight’ movies…”
lordofthegadflies on May 4th, 2011
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   i’m a virgin, i promise i waited so long that my flower has turned into an apple.
smee again on May 4th, 2011
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   her: “I am going to take a bite of this poisoned apple, and then my TRUE prince will come wake me up!”
Barefootfox on May 4th, 2011
5. 

   I, Thumbalina, take you…
Psych on May 4th, 2011
6. 

   Him: “With this ring I thee wed.”
   Her: “With this apple I pledge to always be juicy for you.”
Jojo on May 4th, 2011
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   I can’t give you my cherry so here’s an apple.
Ken on May 4th, 2011
8. 

   insert Adam and Eve reference here.
Awesome on May 4th, 2011
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   My precious…a sweet apple to the one that will rule the world!
Mike on May 5th, 2011
10. 

    Now that were married! Put the damn ring on and get in the kitchen and make me an apple pie bitch!!!
Halfpoint69 on May 5th, 2011
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    Him: My love for you will last as long as the gold in this ring.
    Her: My love for you will last as long as this apple. (Nom, nom, nom, nom)
Bob on May 6th, 2011
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    an apple a day keeps the divorce attorney at bay.
Sam on May 6th, 2011
13. 

    I think they should have taken the next step and used an apple pie.
K on May 9th, 2011
14. 

    Ummm… Lord of the rings meets Twilight…. hmm Imagine a sparkley Smeagle
stacey on May 9th, 2011
15. 

    I promise to love, honor, cherish and keep you.. so long as you bite the forbidden fruit
Amy G on May 9th, 2011
16. 

    With this ring, I do thee wed…with this apple, I do thee clunketh.
Eirraca on May 10th, 2011
17. 

    with this ring i thee wed,,,,with this magic apple i control thee for life
wille t on May 11th, 2011
18. 

    Why is he so…so…LARGE? How bizarre.
judijo on May 14th, 2011
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    Him: I buy the ring with diamonds around the band, and she gets me a piece of fruit…I think I got the raw end of the deal on this one.
laura on May 15th, 2011
20. 

    why is the apple half the size of her head? and why is she marring someone with a head twice the size of hers?
alicia on May 16th, 2011
21. 

    shes giving him her vagina, obviously. well, womb i guess. apples kind of symbolize that, but it isss creepy. i hope they have really bad virgin sex
mel on May 20th, 2011
22. 

    If i give you this ring can I eat your peach?
kelly on June 13th, 2011
23. 

    “No, really Eve, take this ring!” “Adam, I’m telling you, TRY THIS APPLE. It’s damn tasty!”
Michelle on June 16th, 2011
24. 

    thats pictures from polish wedding of my friend! hahaha
anna on April 3rd, 2012

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