One ring (and apple) to rule them all…leave your best wedding vows for this couple in the comments!
a, e, i, o, u, and sometimes y
Him: “I promise to love, cherish, and not snicker when you watch the ‘Twilight’ movies…”
i’m a virgin, i promise i waited so long that my flower has turned into an apple.
her: “I am going to take a bite of this poisoned apple, and then my TRUE prince will come wake me up!”
I, Thumbalina, take you…
Him: “With this ring I thee wed.”
Her: “With this apple I pledge to always be juicy for you.”
I can’t give you my cherry so here’s an apple.
insert Adam and Eve reference here.
My precious…a sweet apple to the one that will rule the world!
Now that were married! Put the damn ring on and get in the kitchen and make me an apple pie bitch!!!
Him: My love for you will last as long as the gold in this ring.
Her: My love for you will last as long as this apple. (Nom, nom, nom, nom)
an apple a day keeps the divorce attorney at bay.
I think they should have taken the next step and used an apple pie.
Ummm… Lord of the rings meets Twilight…. hmm Imagine a sparkley Smeagle
I promise to love, honor, cherish and keep you.. so long as you bite the forbidden fruit
With this ring, I do thee wed…with this apple, I do thee clunketh.
with this ring i thee wed,,,,with this magic apple i control thee for life
Why is he so…so…LARGE? How bizarre.
Him: I buy the ring with diamonds around the band, and she gets me a piece of fruit…I think I got the raw end of the deal on this one.
why is the apple half the size of her head? and why is she marring someone with a head twice the size of hers?
shes giving him her vagina, obviously. well, womb i guess. apples kind of symbolize that, but it isss creepy. i hope they have really bad virgin sex
If i give you this ring can I eat your peach?
“No, really Eve, take this ring!” “Adam, I’m telling you, TRY THIS APPLE. It’s damn tasty!”
thats pictures from polish wedding of my friend! hahaha
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