Believe it or not, SciFi fans do have sex. In fact, I got told by a casting director that SciFi fans and comic book collectors are what’s hip and hot now.
Anyway, if I ever find a guy desperate enough to marry me I’m going to make him show he’s as stubborn as my father. (Dad had to propose seven times before mom said yes.)
He will have to, instead of a ring, buy me the complete hard back set of Alfred Hitchcock And The Three Investigators. Then go to Vegas and find a Rabbi who does Sammy Davis Jr impressions and can do the service as Sammy but entirely in Klingon.