Caption Contest!

We want to hear what you think she is shouting out as she is busting the lock off of her chastity belt.

48 Comments to Caption Contest!

1. 

   Burning bush
Mike Riggs on April 19th, 2011
2. 

   I am sooooooooooo effing horny!!!!!!
Cindy on April 19th, 2011
3. 

   Its to late I’ve already slept with all the groomsmen!
Crystal on April 19th, 2011
4. 

   “Release The Kracken!” >B^)
lordofthegadflies on April 19th, 2011
5. 

   Time to remove this chastity belt!
Kathy on April 19th, 2011
6. 

   what kind of nasty slut would do that in front of people? I mean, I know its supposed to be funny, but its just trashy! she’s probably saying “I wish I had class”
omg on April 19th, 2011
7. 

   Damn I wish I hadn’t lost the key!
Hardwurkindaddy on April 19th, 2011
8. 

   Are we sure that IS a chastity belt?
Bruiser on April 19th, 2011
9. 

   Cumm on funny feeling…
Mr Bad Example on April 19th, 2011
10. 

    Surely, waxing would have been easier …..
jo on April 19th, 2011
11. 

    COME GET IT BOYS!!!!!
Mikey on April 19th, 2011
12. 

    Now open for business!!!
MrsH on April 19th, 2011
13. 

    ummmmm…grind it baby….lol (seriously lacking class though)
Melissa on April 19th, 2011
14. 

    IN YO FACE, DADDY!!!!!
B on April 19th, 2011
15. 

    that’s a crime, breaking and entering. mostly just tacky.
Loki on April 19th, 2011
16. 

    “Wait! I have an idea!

    Call a locksmith!
    Call a locksmith!
    Call a locksmith!
    Call a locksmith!” – Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Mike on April 20th, 2011
17. 

    Time to get this party started!!!!!
stressed mom on April 20th, 2011
18. 

    “Say Hello To My Little Friend”
Biged on April 20th, 2011
19. 

    Grand Opening!
Julian on April 20th, 2011
20. 

    I have to piss so bad I can taste it.
Glen on April 20th, 2011
21. 

    I’m… Coming… Out… I want the world to know.
Tcrowe on April 22nd, 2011
22. 

    Every locksmith is closed?, oh for pity sake, just get me a grinder. Do I have to do everything?
Tom on April 23rd, 2011
23. 

    KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
L on April 23rd, 2011
24. 

    SCREW YOU DAD!!!
Jason Leslie on April 25th, 2011
25. 

    Free at last,free at last think god almighty,free at last
Larry Carson on April 26th, 2011
26. 

    It itches so bad!
amanda sook on April 28th, 2011
27. 

    Shes saying: Man I wish this baby would stop kicking
Lazybum on April 30th, 2011
28. 

    These Crabs are killing me!! I shouldn’t have slept with that frat guy the other night.
R Crumb on May 2nd, 2011
29. 

    Look closely.. She’s not saying anything, she’s having an orgasm. The vibrations from that thing must be epic.
Diggerniggle on May 2nd, 2011
30. 

    Yodeley-he HOOHHHHHH
Donna Martin on May 3rd, 2011
31. 

    “FINALLY!!!! MY VAGINA CAN BREATHE!!!!!!!”
Cameron on May 4th, 2011
32. 

    FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    or for those who have seen Braveheart: “FREEDOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!”
gabriella on May 4th, 2011
33. 

    An extreme way to rid yourself of those herpes you picked up at the bachelorette party
Ha on May 4th, 2011
34. 

    THIS IS SPARTA!
oobeedoobenubi on May 17th, 2011
35. 

    dude im so not a virgin but grinding this lock off in the middle of our wedding ceremony sounded fun!!
indygirl on May 24th, 2011
36. 

    It looks like she knows what she’s doing.
tagore85 on June 2nd, 2011
37. 

    *BRAVEHEART* FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
George on June 5th, 2011
38. 

    HOT! HOT! SHIT THATS HOT!
thurilar on June 6th, 2011
39. 

    I wish I wore some eye protection!
scott on June 6th, 2011
40. 

    Her father had lost the key
Virgil on June 22nd, 2011
41. 

    The key doesn’t fit? Ahhhhh the hell with the locksmith!
Kris on June 30th, 2011
42. 

    This is sooo great! Can’t wait for her kids to come across this picture and start crying in fear and confusion…
hrgal on August 3rd, 2011
43. 

    You people are not funny.
Ben on August 21st, 2011
44. 

    Thank you for sharing in our day, and to my groom i would like to dedicate this song:
    I don’t see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind… i don;t see nothing wrong…..
caco on September 18th, 2011
45. 

    I FORGOT TO SHAVE!
Ciel on December 19th, 2011
46. 

    God I hope that little penis fell off…
psykoid04 on April 16th, 2012
47. 

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow on June 2nd, 2012
48. 

    “It’s an Everlast”
Kerie on June 6th, 2012

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