Comments on: Wedding Vows Contest!

By: anna

anna — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 18:34:07 +0000

thats pictures from polish wedding of my friend! hahaha

By: Michelle

Michelle — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 03:50:08 +0000

“No, really Eve, take this ring!” “Adam, I’m telling you, TRY THIS APPLE. It’s damn tasty!”

By: kelly

kelly — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 21:13:03 +0000

If i give you this ring can I eat your peach?

By: mel

mel — Fri, 20 May 2011 15:17:28 +0000

shes giving him her vagina, obviously. well, womb i guess. apples kind of symbolize that, but it isss creepy. i hope they have really bad virgin sex

By: alicia

alicia — Mon, 16 May 2011 18:24:50 +0000

why is the apple half the size of her head? and why is she marring someone with a head twice the size of hers?

By: laura

laura — Sun, 15 May 2011 04:10:13 +0000

Him: I buy the ring with diamonds around the band, and she gets me a piece of fruit…I think I got the raw end of the deal on this one.

By: judijo

judijo — Sat, 14 May 2011 23:49:23 +0000

Why is he so…so…LARGE? How bizarre.

By: wille t

wille t — Wed, 11 May 2011 15:12:14 +0000

with this ring i thee wed,,,,with this magic apple i control thee for life

By: Eirraca

Eirraca — Tue, 10 May 2011 03:07:39 +0000

With this ring, I do thee wed…with this apple, I do thee clunketh.

By: Amy G

Amy G — Mon, 09 May 2011 22:50:18 +0000

I promise to love, honor, cherish and keep you.. so long as you bite the forbidden fruit

By: stacey

stacey — Mon, 09 May 2011 22:31:19 +0000

Ummm… Lord of the rings meets Twilight…. hmm Imagine a sparkley Smeagle

By: K

Mon, 09 May 2011 22:13:53 +0000

I think they should have taken the next step and used an apple pie.

By: Sam

Sam — Fri, 06 May 2011 21:47:21 +0000

an apple a day keeps the divorce attorney at bay.

By: Bob

Bob — Fri, 06 May 2011 00:01:20 +0000

Him: My love for you will last as long as the gold in this ring.
Her: My love for you will last as long as this apple. (Nom, nom, nom, nom)

By: Halfpoint69

Halfpoint69 — Thu, 05 May 2011 17:55:09 +0000

Now that were married! Put the damn ring on and get in the kitchen and make me an apple pie bitch!!!

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 05 May 2011 13:44:35 +0000

My precious…a sweet apple to the one that will rule the world!

By: Awesome

Awesome — Wed, 04 May 2011 20:06:18 +0000

insert Adam and Eve reference here.

By: Ken

Ken — Wed, 04 May 2011 19:55:19 +0000

I can’t give you my cherry so here’s an apple.

By: Jojo

Jojo — Wed, 04 May 2011 18:52:47 +0000

Him: “With this ring I thee wed.”
Her: “With this apple I pledge to always be juicy for you.”

By: Psych

Psych — Wed, 04 May 2011 17:08:37 +0000

I, Thumbalina, take you…

By: Barefootfox

Barefootfox — Wed, 04 May 2011 16:52:11 +0000

her: “I am going to take a bite of this poisoned apple, and then my TRUE prince will come wake me up!”

By: smee again

smee again — Wed, 04 May 2011 16:43:01 +0000

i’m a virgin, i promise i waited so long that my flower has turned into an apple.

By: lordofthegadflies

lordofthegadflies — Wed, 04 May 2011 16:37:40 +0000

Him: “I promise to love, cherish, and not snicker when you watch the ‘Twilight’ movies…”

By: rmh

rmh — Wed, 04 May 2011 15:42:23 +0000

a, e, i, o, u, and sometimes y