Comments on: Caption Contest!

By: ladyofshalott

ladyofshalott — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 22:59:12 +0000

cameraman: i have a feeling your virginitys gonna go out the window tonite!
bride: it went years ago. to bad it wasn’t to my wonderful husband

By: Glenn

Glenn — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 01:11:45 +0000

Him: “I take thee………………………”
Her: “Psst.. Kim, my name is Kim!”

By: Douglas

Douglas — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 09:28:52 +0000

“OH my, I hope our children are nothing like his family!”

By: Ditzy0114

Ditzy0114 — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 06:54:42 +0000

Ok so maybe our combo bachelor/bachlorette orgy wasn’t such a good idea… Who knew the everyone would have gone thru with it. Sounded good at the time & since every wedding has this party, a bridal shower, an engagement party, we thought why not start our own tradition and have a “bridal orgy”?

Girl on the left hand side: Um I wasn’t invited to this party…. why wasn’t I invited to this party? pouts and then says I never get to do anything 🙁 (feel free to continue the story lolol

By: Guthlak

Guthlak — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:53:28 +0000

All four of them “Wow that foursome last night was weird who knew that the bride was a freak like that”.

By: toyfox

toyfox — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 22:16:18 +0000

The guy with his head bowed is praying, “Dear Lord, please don’t let me wake up next to one of these chicks.”

By: Mary

Mary — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 04:28:20 +0000

She: “Oh my god… I think I just sharted…”
He: “Sooo glad I gave her those Depends!!”

By: MICHELLE

MICHELLE — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 01:43:48 +0000

BRIDE)DID YOU REALLY SLEEP WITH THAT STRIPPER LAST NIGHT? JOHN (BEST MAN) TOLD ALL MY GIRLS YOU DID! GROOM; GOSH JOHN YOU TOLD. YOU ARE SO STUPID WE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!

By: Timbo

Timbo — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 10:31:20 +0000

ooh…. maybe this 2 for 1 wedding/funeral wasn’t such a good idea…. But, we did save money and it’s not like granny can speak up now…

By: Coop

Coop — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 04:06:28 +0000

“That would have been the ultimate dutch oven.”
“I will not bleach another check mark after this day,I will not bleach another check mark after this day……Yes I will.”

By: verasgems

verasgems — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 17:13:00 +0000

That bird is going to poop on the preacher’s head… oops, sure did!

By: megan

megan — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 00:03:35 +0000

“OMG, Why does your sister have to fart every time we try and get a group photo”?

By: Joe

Joe — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 14:17:36 +0000

Whatever they’re saying, I can guarantee the girl on the far left has no idea what it is!!

By: John

John — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 21:08:58 +0000

Uhhhh, My Best Man just Sharted himself.. Should we stop the ceremony, or go keep going?

By: laura

laura — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 04:23:26 +0000

Why is my mom standing on the table waving her bra in the air?

By: lguz

lguz — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 03:51:20 +0000

Him, ” I jizzed in my pants.”
Her, “already?!?!”

By: RS

RS — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 01:01:54 +0000

“Why is a rabbi here to do the wedding?”

By: bob

bob — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 19:07:53 +0000

the best man just shit his pants

By: Deano

Deano — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 16:32:55 +0000

And I jizzed in my pants.

By: jim

jim — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 16:04:35 +0000

the guy with his head down is saying “i hope he doesnt find out i slept with his bride last night”

the groom is saying “ooooo, airplane! cool!”

the bride is saying “just think of the money!!”

the bridesmaid next to the bride is saying “jeez, i hope he doesnt find out i slept with the bride this morning”

By: Dick

Dick — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 15:41:08 +0000

Groom “You so just put your thumb up my ass you dick!”

Best man hangs head in shame “that was ment for the bride”

By: mscman

mscman — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 05:22:52 +0000

Him:Something is snapping at my pee pee.
Her:(I thought I got rid of those crabs)

By: Denise

Denise — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 04:42:43 +0000

Did the Best Man just rip one? Maid of Honor?

By: Harry

Harry — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 20:54:04 +0000

Oh my, smell that? I think our best man just sharted.

By: TeeKay

TeeKay — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 20:50:02 +0000

I slept with my best man. It was good.

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 18:11:46 +0000

“was that a fart? I didn’t think girls could do that.”
“I hope he didn’t hear that.”

By: Linda

Linda — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 17:36:52 +0000

That one was loud and proud.

By: bully

bully — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 16:00:07 +0000

Hurry up before i shit myself

By: andyspsu

andyspsu — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 15:57:31 +0000

Bride: “Oh that stinks, I hope I didn’t just shart in my dress.”
Groom: “OMG! She farted again, what did she eat?”

By: Slave

Slave — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 15:27:55 +0000

“I’m pregnant!”, she said thru gritted teeth.

By: Lesley

Lesley — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 14:44:07 +0000

Did the best man have to pick now to say we slept together

By: Rob

Rob — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 14:35:05 +0000

Shouldn’t have had that extra bran muffin at breakfast.