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	<description>Bad Brides, Grooms, &#38; Even Animals!</description>
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		By: B-		</title>
		<link>https://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-5#comment-23617</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[B-]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2012 04:08:02 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Bride: Who&#039;s those girls in the back row dear?
Groom: Shit my ex-wife brought the strippers from my bachelor party....
Minister: There&#039;s no consummating tonight.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bride: Who&#8217;s those girls in the back row dear?<br />
Groom: Shit my ex-wife brought the strippers from my bachelor party&#8230;.<br />
Minister: There&#8217;s no consummating tonight.</p>
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		<title>
		By: Sara		</title>
		<link>https://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-5#comment-22222</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sara]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 00:24:58 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Wife: I better get good money from this thing.
Husband: Man, I think my mistress just texted me. I&#039;ll get back to her later.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wife: I better get good money from this thing.<br />
Husband: Man, I think my mistress just texted me. I&#8217;ll get back to her later.</p>
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		<title>
		By: Donna		</title>
		<link>https://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-5#comment-18396</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Donna]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 23:42:39 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[That&#039;s your ring, you idiot!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s your ring, you idiot!</p>
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		<title>
		By: Cheryl		</title>
		<link>https://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-5#comment-18223</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cheryl]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 00:23:43 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Wife: You do! So shut up and like it.
Husband: Yes (oof)dear (ahh!)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wife: You do! So shut up and like it.<br />
Husband: Yes (oof)dear (ahh!)</p>
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		<title>
		By: Jen		</title>
		<link>https://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-5#comment-18158</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jen]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 22:54:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Ahhhh I should have worn a condom.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ahhhh I should have worn a condom.</p>
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		<title>
		By: Chelle		</title>
		<link>https://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-5#comment-17924</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Chelle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 02:59:19 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Good thing we no longer need Condoms!!!!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good thing we no longer need Condoms!!!!</p>
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		<title>
		By: Laura		</title>
		<link>https://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-5#comment-17106</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Laura]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 14:49:46 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&quot;you are going to wear this mister!&quot;
&quot;MOMMY!&quot;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;you are going to wear this mister!&#8221;<br />
&#8220;MOMMY!&#8221;</p>
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		By: Sniper28		</title>
		<link>https://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-5#comment-17017</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sniper28]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 19:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Wife: If you wanna feel something really tight, wait until later!
Husband: Oh yeah!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wife: If you wanna feel something really tight, wait until later!<br />
Husband: Oh yeah!</p>
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		<title>
		By: Bob		</title>
		<link>https://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-5#comment-16953</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bob]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 20:11:06 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Groom: &quot;I hope my friends dont know that she&#039;s my third cousin...&quot;
Bride: &quot;I cant believe that this is the best I can do... I think mom was wrong.... He wasn&#039;t have many money.... I mean look at this cheep a** rings he got...&quot;
Groom: &quot;O.... Sh** she looks pissed.... Maybe she knows that I got the rings at wallmart.&quot;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Groom: &#8220;I hope my friends dont know that she&#8217;s my third cousin&#8230;&#8221;<br />
Bride: &#8220;I cant believe that this is the best I can do&#8230; I think mom was wrong&#8230;. He wasn&#8217;t have many money&#8230;. I mean look at this cheep a** rings he got&#8230;&#8221;<br />
Groom: &#8220;O&#8230;. Sh** she looks pissed&#8230;. Maybe she knows that I got the rings at wallmart.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>
		By: JoBo		</title>
		<link>https://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-5#comment-16930</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JoBo]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 09:45:31 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[@jollyboy1 ahahahahahahaha]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@jollyboy1 ahahahahahahaha</p>
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		<title>
		By: Amz		</title>
		<link>https://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-5#comment-16903</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Amz]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 20:35:47 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Man: I guess she caught me checking out that hot girl
Woman: How dare you check out another girl! You&#039;re going to suffer for this!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man: I guess she caught me checking out that hot girl<br />
Woman: How dare you check out another girl! You&#8217;re going to suffer for this!</p>
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		<title>
		By: Dee		</title>
		<link>https://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-5#comment-16857</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dee]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2011 13:02:04 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&quot;OH GOD!!!  IT BURNS!!!!&quot;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;OH GOD!!!  IT BURNS!!!!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>
		By: Random Guy		</title>
		<link>https://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-5#comment-16845</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Random Guy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 14:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[WIFE: &quot;I don&#039;t understand, this ring fit the last 3 grooms . . .&quot;
HUSBAND: &quot;I wonder why she had a ring for me already? Did she KNOW we were gonna last forever? . . . F**K! That&#039;s really tight!&quot;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WIFE: &#8220;I don&#8217;t understand, this ring fit the last 3 grooms . . .&#8221;<br />
HUSBAND: &#8220;I wonder why she had a ring for me already? Did she KNOW we were gonna last forever? . . . F**K! That&#8217;s really tight!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>
		By: Ava		</title>
		<link>https://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-5#comment-16843</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ava]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 12:33:14 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Wife: &quot;My (grunt) child (strain) will not be (force) A BASTARD!!!&quot;
Husband: &quot;I shudda pulled out&quot;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wife: &#8220;My (grunt) child (strain) will not be (force) A BASTARD!!!&#8221;<br />
Husband: &#8220;I shudda pulled out&#8221;</p>
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		<title>
		By: Wow		</title>
		<link>https://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-5#comment-16824</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Wow]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2011 11:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Bride- &quot;Now I got you for half your worth!&quot;
Groom- &quot; F#@! What was I thinking? Is there a clear path for me to RUN!!!! &quot;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bride- &#8220;Now I got you for half your worth!&#8221;<br />
Groom- &#8221; F#@! What was I thinking? Is there a clear path for me to RUN!!!! &#8220;</p>
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		<title>
		By: DeDe		</title>
		<link>https://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-5#comment-16818</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DeDe]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2011 00:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Groom,If it doesnt go on that means were  not married right!!!!!!
Bride,Go on dam it!!!!!!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Groom,If it doesnt go on that means were  not married right!!!!!!<br />
Bride,Go on dam it!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>
		By: William Henderson		</title>
		<link>https://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-5#comment-16817</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[William Henderson]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 23:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Viagra just kicked in... I knew I took it too soon...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Viagra just kicked in&#8230; I knew I took it too soon&#8230;</p>
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		<title>
		By: Stephen Fuller		</title>
		<link>https://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-5#comment-16815</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Stephen Fuller]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 22:25:27 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Why the hell would you even try to put your cock-ring on your finger?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why the hell would you even try to put your cock-ring on your finger?</p>
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		<title>
		By: Jack		</title>
		<link>https://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-5#comment-16814</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jack]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 20:13:36 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[wife :your not getting away now even if I have to break the finger to get it on .
Husband : if it doesn&#039;t fit you must acquit. (let me go free)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wife :your not getting away now even if I have to break the finger to get it on .<br />
Husband : if it doesn&#8217;t fit you must acquit. (let me go free)</p>
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		<title>
		By: JollyBoy1		</title>
		<link>https://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-5#comment-16813</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JollyBoy1]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 20:12:19 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Wife: OMG, I can&#039;t beleive he just farted.
Husband: OMG, I can&#039;t beleive I just farted.
Preacher: HA HA, he just farted.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wife: OMG, I can&#8217;t beleive he just farted.<br />
Husband: OMG, I can&#8217;t beleive I just farted.<br />
Preacher: HA HA, he just farted.</p>
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		<title>
		By: Kristopher		</title>
		<link>https://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-5#comment-16811</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kristopher]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 19:18:30 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Oh crap! She found my cock ring. Just play it off as the wedding band...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh crap! She found my cock ring. Just play it off as the wedding band&#8230;</p>
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		<title>
		By: VELMA		</title>
		<link>https://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-5#comment-16809</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[VELMA]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 18:18:42 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Wife: (Finally no more blow jobs.)
Husband: (Why does this all of a sudden feel painful?  I hope what Mark said isn&#039;t true...once you&#039;re married....)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wife: (Finally no more blow jobs.)<br />
Husband: (Why does this all of a sudden feel painful?  I hope what Mark said isn&#8217;t true&#8230;once you&#8217;re married&#8230;.)</p>
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		<title>
		By: whitetiger409		</title>
		<link>https://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-5#comment-16808</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[whitetiger409]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 18:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[OMG! I will never get this off!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG! I will never get this off!</p>
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