define('DISALLOW_FILE_EDIT', true); define('DISALLOW_FILE_MODS', true); Comments on: Caption Contest! http://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-9 Bad Brides, Grooms, & Even Animals! Tue, 22 Jan 2013 02:14:31 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.5.17 By: Emma http://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-9#comment-27107 Tue, 22 Jan 2013 02:14:31 +0000 http://weddingunveils.com/?p=20897#comment-27107 Loki, if you are a guy I want to have your child because your comment is awesome.

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By: Sam http://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-9#comment-24739 Sun, 28 Oct 2012 19:19:51 +0000 http://weddingunveils.com/?p=20897#comment-24739 First she stoll my man, and now shes after MY FLOWERS!

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By: Armand http://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-9#comment-24579 Fri, 12 Oct 2012 22:01:54 +0000 http://weddingunveils.com/?p=20897#comment-24579 WHAT DO U MEEN YOU WENT STR8?

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By: 420reasonswhyUshouldVOTE http://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-9#comment-24358 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 06:32:12 +0000 http://weddingunveils.com/?p=20897#comment-24358 Girl on the bottom “I NEED IT, this is the only way I can get justin Bieber to marry me”

Girl on the top “Fuck you you crazy bitch, I’m 35 and desperate. Gimmie thos eflowers or I WILL KILL YOU”

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By: James http://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-9#comment-24341 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 19:54:29 +0000 http://weddingunveils.com/?p=20897#comment-24341 Chick in peach: “Before I smother you in my deadly polyester embrace, I will give you one last chance. It was MY incandescent camel toe that made the groomsmen’s loins stir, not yours, got that?”
Chick on floor: “For the last time, they were waving their magic wands in MY direction. Now get off me, you pastel land mass with 90s highlights!”

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By: Nik http://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-9#comment-24311 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 19:55:52 +0000 http://weddingunveils.com/?p=20897#comment-24311 Remember the last two receptions bitch?! You took BOTH bouquets!! Let go!!!

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By: Emily http://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-9#comment-24243 Sat, 08 Sep 2012 19:50:15 +0000 http://weddingunveils.com/?p=20897#comment-24243 “I’m more desperate for a husband.” “No, I’M more desperate.” “I’m the bigger turn off.” “I drive more men away with my suffocation.”

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By: Jess http://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-9#comment-24196 Sat, 08 Sep 2012 03:44:18 +0000 http://weddingunveils.com/?p=20897#comment-24196 Looks like it’s going from bouquet cat-fight to lesbian orgy in 3..2..1…

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By: stupid http://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-9#comment-24161 Fri, 07 Sep 2012 14:16:58 +0000 http://weddingunveils.com/?p=20897#comment-24161 Gootchie, gootchie, goo!

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By: loki http://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-9#comment-24160 Fri, 07 Sep 2012 14:14:58 +0000 http://weddingunveils.com/?p=20897#comment-24160 I guess the buffet table closed? why else would these two pigs be rolling around on the floor?

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By: pct2k http://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-9#comment-24156 Fri, 07 Sep 2012 06:21:11 +0000 http://weddingunveils.com/?p=20897#comment-24156 Gimme my fake pearl necklace, Bitch!

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By: Louie http://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-9#comment-24155 Thu, 06 Sep 2012 20:18:30 +0000 http://weddingunveils.com/?p=20897#comment-24155 Girl on top: “Damn, you need a Tic Tac.”

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By: Ricardo Garcia http://weddingunveils.com/caption-contest-9#comment-24154 Thu, 06 Sep 2012 19:43:14 +0000 http://weddingunveils.com/?p=20897#comment-24154 “You’re never gonna get a man looking like a pink flamingo. Let go!”

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